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9. How long was the ark of the covenant at Abinadab’s house? 1 Sam 7:1-2, 10:24 vs. 2 Sam 6:2-3, Acts 13:21

Um … something about this is familiar.

Let’s go back to #7:

7. How long was the ark of the covenant at Abinadab’s house? 1 Sam 7:1-2, 10:24 vs. 2 Sam 6:2-3, Acts 13:21

Ya. Check out the PDF of the poster for yourself.

Of course, we talked about this just before Christmas. If you missed it, and you’re thinking, “Ya, how long was the ark at Abinadab’s?” you can get the answer here.

If you’re thinking, “What the crap? Really?” … me too.

I think, since we started this project, that I’ve been pretty kind and pretty forgiving. I’ve deleted countless snarky comments before hitting Publish. I gave “The Reason Project” people the benefit of the doubt when they printed Genesis 4:22 even though it had nothing to do with Abram/Abraham and his sons.

But this is pretty blatant. And I find it a little irritating.

I can understand printing an extra scripture reference by accident. Even if someone was proof-reading the poster, they weren’t looking up every scripture reference when they did. Fine.

But this is an obvious, word-for-word, character-for-character, duplicated “contradiction.” And it’s only two lines down from the original. I’d even understand if it was number 367 that repeated number 7. That might be a tough catch, but seven and nine? It’s like they didn’t really expect that anyone would even read the thing.

It’s impossible that no one noticed this before they published this poster. Impossible. So what, then? The only reason I can think of – and if you can come up with another one, leave it in the comments and let me know – is that the people behind the project didn’t really think anyone was going to read the fine print.

And I hope that I’m not the only one who finds that just a little insulting.

Not just as a believer, but as a human being with a brain. I hope atheists are similarly – if not more – insulted.

Someone thought they could create a clever graphic, and shout about, “the Bible contradicts itself 439 times!,” you’d all go “Wow,” and swallow it. Someone didn’t think you’d actually read it, or attempt to think about it the idea of the Bible contradicting itself on your own.

And it added a number to their little list. It didn’t get accidentally re-printed as #7 and then #7, and then #8 was different. It wasn’t 438 issues on 439 lines, it’s 438 issues on 439 lines. It’s a lie.

And a lie based on the assumption that you and I are lazy and/or stupid.

And that irritates me.

Allow me to explain (Christmas Edition)

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I’m sure this one is on the poster somewhere, but I didn’t bother to look for it. I’ve heard this “contention” come up several times in the past few weeks – for obvious reasons – so I decided to skip ahead for a special, Christmas Edition, of “Allow me to explain.”

What happened to Joseph, Mary and Jesus after Jesus’ birth?

It seems the gospels don’t agree. Let’s see.

Matthew 2:13-15//
Now when they had gone, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, “Get up! Take the Child and His mother and flee to Egypt, and remain there until I tell you; for Herod is going to search for the Child to destroy Him.” 14 So Joseph got up and took the Child and His mother while it was still night, and left for Egypt. 15 He remained there until the death of Herod. This was to fulfill what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet: “Out of Egypt I called My Son.”

Luke 2:21-22, 39-40//
And when eight days were completed for the circumcision of the Child, His name was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before He was conceived in the womb. 22 Now when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were completed, they brought Him to Jerusalem to present Him to the Lord

So when they had performed all things according to the law of the Lord, they returned to Galilee, to their own city, Nazareth. 40 And the Child grew and became strong in spirit, filled with wisdom; and the grace of God was upon Him.

It seems that Matthew records the family travelling to Egypt after the magi left, and Luke records them going to the temple in Jerusalem and then back to Nazareth. Which is it?

Short answer: Both.  Continue Reading…

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8. How old was Abraham when Ishmael was born? Gen 16:16 vs Acts 7:2-4, Gen 11:26, Gen 11:32

It’s amazing how someone did so much research … without really doing any research.

Genesis 16:16//
Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore Ishmael to him.

Acts 7:4//
Then he came out of the land of the Chaldeans and dwelt in Haran. And from there, when his father was dead, He moved him to this land in which you now dwell.

Genesis 11:26//
Terah lived seventy years, and became the father of Abram, Nahor and Haran.

Genesis 11:32//
So the days of Terah were two hundred and five years, and Terah died in Haran.

Again, I need to first explain the supposed contradiction.

Genesis 16 pretty clearly says that Abram was 86 when Ishmael was born.

On the other hand, Genesis 11 seems to put Abram at 135 years old when his father, Terah, died. (205 years from verse 32 – 70 years from verse 26 = 135 years) Acts 7 (and the next verse in Genesis – 12:1) tell us that Abram didn’t leave Haran until Terah was dead. Which would mean he was over 135 by Genesis 16 when he inherited Canaan and had Ishamel.

If we read Genesis – because it seems that a lot of these “contradictions” are turning out to be misunderstandings resulting from a lack of context – we find a clue in chapter 12, verse four:

“So Abram departed as the Lord had spoken to him, and Lot went with him. And Abram was seventy-five years old when he departed from Haran.”

Abram’s being 75 when he left Haran coincides with his being 86 when Ishmael was born, so it seems the real contention is with Genesis 11:26. Terah couldn’t have been 70 when Abram was born.

But then again, Genesis 11 doesn’t really say that Terah was 70 when Abraham was born.

It says that Terah lived 70 years, and then he became a father.

The same verse gives us the names of three sons. It’s possible that Terah had multiple wives and concubines, but we don’t really know. He might have had all three sons in the same year, but he also might have had three sons over the course of sixty years. Scripture doesn’t say.

The modern reader also easily assumes that the sons are listed in the order of their birth, but several commentators agree this is probably not the case. Clark’s Commentary and Gill’s Exposition, for example, agree that the sons are listed from youngest to eldest, in order not of birth but of dignity.

Clark writes:

When any case of dignity or pre-eminence is to be marked, then even the youngest son is set before all the rest, though contrary to the usage of the Scriptures in other cases. Hence we find Shem, the youngest son of Noah, always mentioned first; Moses is mentioned before his elder brother Aaron; and Abram before his two elder brethren Haran and Nahor.

And honest reader might see the  names of three sons listed, and perhaps assume – or at least wonder – that they were not all born in Terah’s 70th year. A few verses later, that same reader would clearly see that Abram was 75 when he left Haran, subtract Abram’s 75 years from Terah’s 205, and deduce that Terah – while he may have had one son at age 70 – clearly had Abram at age 130.

A writer poised to deceive the masses for thousands of years would be pretty short-sighted to make such an obvious mistake – to record Terah as 205 at his death and Abram as 75 at Terah’s death – within five verses of each other.

Short answer: 86

Side note: We need to remember, as we read the Old Testament, that it’s a pretty abridged history of 2000 years. If a few events, of minimal significance to the greater story being told, are recorded in quick succession it doesn’t necessarily mean that they happened as quickly. It’s a story, not a timeline.

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