Archive - October, 2007

cards

I’m not a big fan of Christmas cards. Something about spending hours writing little notes and signing the family name at the bottom of an inevitably cheesy piece of card stock and sending them en masse to loved ones under the guise of personalized, acute affection just always seemed … bad … to me.

Of course the other edge of the sword is that one is, somehow, obligated to do just that. Especially having sprung oneself from the “nest.” Adulthood and financial freedom obligate Americans every December to cutesy (and unoffensive) snowflake stamps, brushing up our calligraphy, family photos in the snow, and impersonal greetings. In the name of Jesus – because our bumpers affirm we need to Keep Christ in Christmas this time of year.

So this December I will oblige (it’s my second Christmas as a married woman so I’m setting myself up to be the proverbial black sheep of the family if I don’t). I’ve decided, though, that I will not give in to box sets or gold foil. Ours will be handcrafted with love, thus combating all that is aloof, commercial, and hypocritical about the Christmas card industry. Your grandchildren will thank me for their freedom.

I’ve drawn up a list and begun construction. Six down, about 20 to go. Here is a sample of what I’ve got so far:




two can play this game

So I was washing dishes a couple days ago – Timothy was out – when some little devil started “accusing the brethren” in my ear. Where “the brethren” equals my husband. He must have been new at this little trick because the stuff he was trying to dredge up to get me upset was ridiculous. Stuff that is long since forgiven and so far removed that it was just impossible to attach any emotion to it.

“Remember this … ? Remember when he said this? Remember that one time … ?”

I was more irritated at the accuser than at the accused.

I know in that situation we’re supposed to follow Jesus’ example from the wilderness and combat with scripture, but I was feeling feisty and … well I kind of used scripture.

“Remember that time you guys thought Satan could really ascend higher than God? Man, did you fall hook, line, and sinker for that one! Idiots. Who would actually believe that?! Talk about short-sighted. ‘Fell like lightning from heaven,’ is, I think, how that turned out for ya. Oh, and remember that time you thought you’d killed Jesus? Ha ha ha – and He showed up at your door and you got yet another beat down?! Oh to have been a fly on the wall …”

It’s not conventional, but it worked. I finished the dishes in peace.

good weekend

I got to spend the weekend with my husband. How nice!

Saturday we ran errands together, cleaned the apartment (well – half of it) together, went to Guitar Center to look at basses together, wandered through Cabela’s and looked at dead animals together, ate kettle corn and apple cider together, and got dressed up to eat finger food together.

Sunday we went to church together, watched a movie together, took a nap together and went to my parents’ for dinner and laundry together.

We realized we’d almost forgotten how to just hang out and do nothing in particular. It was nice to do that again. And to actually have a relaxing weekend.

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